CAN YOU GUESS WHAT WENT DOWN?

Last week/day/night, I was doing a pretty regular thing - you know, just chilling/hanging out/relaxing at home. Then, completely out of the blue, this crazy/weird/insane thing happened! My dog started talking/A UFO landed in my backyard/I won the lottery. It's not even a joke! I swear on everything holy, it really/actually/truly happened. Listen t